Songs and witticisms of A. Jackson Pavliscak

 


Illinois - By Jackson Pavliscak 3/12/05

 

la la lalla

nana nanna ho

lalla mena ho

la at eight talking wanting another hard

ha ha we na

ho lo we nah

nea no la la la

la loo la la

la la he na hosa

la la na na na

an hena loo

a fish that got ate by a criminal thatŐs called Illinois.

thatŐs very dangerous

a fish got ate by the illinois, the illinois, the illinois

usually goes home to so somethng thatŐs on the end

when it does that it usually goes and

and when it goes back, the illinois got to go somewhere

thatŐs very good

to go for the illinois, the illinois, the illinois.

why the illinois go on sale, go on sale, go on sale.

go sale! go! go! go on sale!

the fish goes another fish

come south and the illinois doesnŐt like the fish

ate the shark and illinois donŐt like sharks, sharks, Sharks!

He falls in the water and I donŐt know, I donŐt kow.

the shark usually does things to illinois, illinois, illinois.

why does shark does such things to the illinois?

and the shark brings him home

the illinois go down town and they try to find the illinois

but they donŐt, but they donŐt.

the illinois got tooken by the shark

Oh what will we do? what will we do?

what will we do? what will we do?

and the illinois, illinois illinois

illa illa illa noise

will the shark will the shark got ate by a crocodile

why the crocodile likes the meat of the shark

and then the crocoldile ate the shark

the illinois was so good

lo la la loo la illinois, illinois, illinois

ate the shark, the illinois, the crocodile,

crocodile crocodile crocodile

........and the great white ate the illinoisi, illinois illia illa illa nois

and the great white ate a crocodile and everything that it sees

everything, anything that it saw, anything, anything, anything.

and that very stinks

very stinks

very very stinks

very very very stinks

 

no lesson. no lessons.

great white looked at something that was a fish

but it was a house, but was it?